The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

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The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by Stanley76 » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:57 pm

Who is he? Is he famous? An alien? I would do a poll but the possibilities are endless.

Could he be a movie star? A politician? A rock star? Maybe Ted Nugent? Alice Cooper?

A fugitive? Could he be D.B. Cooper?

Anybody have any ideas or thought?
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Re: The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by TheDuke » Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:10 pm

A recluse that lives 5 hrs north of me. :taco:
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Re: The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by CodeMonkey » Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:25 pm

Here's a picture of him standing in the top middle exit.

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Re: The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by Stanley76 » Thu Nov 28, 2019 4:12 pm

TheDuke wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:10 pm
A recluse that lives 5 hrs north of me. :taco:
Ah, so D.B. Cooper is looking more and more likely.
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Re: The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by durangopipe » Thu Nov 28, 2019 4:45 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:25 pm
Here's a picture of him standing in the top middle exit.

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So in the real world he goes by Waldo?
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Re: The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by CodeMonkey » Thu Nov 28, 2019 4:52 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 4:45 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:25 pm
Here's a picture of him standing in the top middle exit.

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So in the real world he goes by Waldo?
I can neither confirm or deny. Nor would I be able to discuss if any such person did or did not exist.
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Re: The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by Stanley76 » Thu Nov 28, 2019 5:32 pm

I'm convinced that he's D.B. Cooper. Or possibly Elvis.
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Re: The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by coco » Thu Nov 28, 2019 5:32 pm

Dan - Ariana Huffington
Roadmaster - Elvis
UncleBob - Pat Robertson
Del - Ophrah Winfrey
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Re: The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by DAN » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:04 pm

coco wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 5:32 pm
Dan - Ariana Huffington
Roadmaster - Elvis
UncleBob - Pat Robertson
Del - Ophrah Winfrey
Had to stir the pudding, eh?
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Re: The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by JimVH » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:28 pm

Epstein knew Jo’s identity.

Look how that turned out.
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Re: The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by coco » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:35 pm

DAN wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:04 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 5:32 pm
Dan - Ariana Huffington
Roadmaster - Elvis
UncleBob - Pat Robertson
Del - Ophrah Winfrey
Had to stir the pudding, eh?
You've stirred plenty in your time, Mrs. Huffpo.
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Re: The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by DAN » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:37 pm

coco wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:35 pm
DAN wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:04 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 5:32 pm
Dan - Ariana Huffington
Roadmaster - Elvis
UncleBob - Pat Robertson
Del - Ophrah Winfrey
Had to stir the pudding, eh?
You've stirred plenty in your time, Mrs. Huffpo.
Darn tootin'...
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Re: The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by coco » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:38 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:57 pm
...A rock star?
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Re: The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by Stanley76 » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:40 pm

Mick Dodge?
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Re: The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Nov 29, 2019 12:10 am

My guess is either Frank Morris or Jimmy Hoffa or Sasquatch.
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Re: The Mystery of Jocose's Identity

Post by Stanley76 » Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:42 am

Jocose wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:05 pm
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I'm thinking he's an actor. He may have been in Pulp Fiction.
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