Making Feral Bulldogs Beautiful Again

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Making Feral Bulldogs Beautiful Again

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:52 pm

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Re: Making Feral Bulldogs Beautiful Again

Post by Bloodhound » Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:02 pm

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Is this the pipe eater?
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Re: Making Feral Bulldogs Beautiful Again

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:22 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:02 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:52 pm
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Is this the pipe eater?
He's not my pipe eater. That's all I really know.
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Re: Making Feral Bulldogs Beautiful Again

Post by Hovannes » Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:28 pm

My niece has one of those. Lola is her name(the dog's name, not my niece)
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Re: Making Feral Bulldogs Beautiful Again

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:37 pm

Hovannes wrote:
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My niece has one of those. Lola is her name(the dog's name, not my niece)
So, is she feral? Lola not the niece. Do you know how long it took me not to reverse that? Proof that meds work.

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Re: Making Feral Bulldogs Beautiful Again

Post by Del » Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:55 pm

Hovannes wrote:
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My niece has one of those. Lola is her name(the dog's name, not my niece)
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If Lola wants the bone, Lola gets the bone.

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Re: Making Feral Bulldogs Beautiful Again

Post by Hovannes » Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:47 pm

Del wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:55 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:28 pm
My niece has one of those. Lola is her name(the dog's name, not my niece)
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If Lola wants the bone, Lola gets the bone.

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Re: Making Feral Bulldogs Beautiful Again

Post by durangopipe » Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:08 pm

By decree, henceforth all feral bulldogs must live in doghouses, and the doghouses must look like this:

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Re: Making Feral Bulldogs Beautiful Again

Post by Cleon » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:10 am

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:08 pm
By decree, henceforth all feral bulldogs must live in doghouses, and the doghouses must look like this:

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(That was the best pun of the year, DL.)
If I could find a pipe rack in that style I would buy it. I would imagine the pipes could rest between the columns.
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