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Re: Wut? Wut's this? Faery!

Post by AnungUnRama » Sat May 23, 2020 12:51 pm

Still dont see 'em

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Re: Wut? Wut's this? Faery!

Post by coco » Sat May 23, 2020 1:39 pm

AnungUnRama wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 12:51 pm
Still dont see 'em

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Re: Wut? Wut's this? Faery!

Post by michigander » Sat May 23, 2020 4:13 pm

AFRS wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 11:12 am
sweetandsour wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 10:00 am
Very nice! We have that same table, btw.
I love solid wood furniture. Oak is the best.

I was looking at those pix again... I may have been mistaken, prehaps it wasn't the Tobacco Fairy at all - maybe it was the .....


SPAM Fairy! Is that a thing now? The SPAM Fairy?


Or quite possibly and equally as likely the Rubber Duck Fairy.


I'm so confused... :pho:
This sounds like The Great Trifecta of Fairydom.

The Great Spam Fairy, The Great Rubber Duck Fairy and The Great Tobacco Fairy. To be visited by all three at once is surely a sign.

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Post by AnungUnRama » Sat May 23, 2020 5:10 pm

Ah! Very nice!

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Post by Fainn » Sat May 23, 2020 8:43 pm

AFRS wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 1:12 pm
Once upon a Cornona morning dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”

But then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a

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A box wishing wellness - open it I must I hope it's not a bust!

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You've been hit by—
You've been hit by—
A Smooth Tobacco Fairy!

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What a nice treat! Thank you so much Toothy.
I can hear that song in my head.
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Re: Wut? Wut's this? Faery!

Post by durangopipe » Mon May 25, 2020 10:55 am

The Goat Fairy:

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Re: Wut? Wut's this? Faery!

Post by hugodrax » Mon May 25, 2020 12:19 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 10:55 am
The Goat Fairy:

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I just choked on cigar smoke. :D
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Post by coco » Mon May 25, 2020 12:19 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:19 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 10:55 am
The Goat Fairy:

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I just choked on cigar smoke. :D
I just puked a little.
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Post by durangopipe » Mon May 25, 2020 12:27 pm

coco wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:19 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:19 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 10:55 am
The Goat Fairy:

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I just choked on cigar smoke. :D
I just puked a little.
My work here is done.

:D
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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Post by JimVH » Mon May 25, 2020 12:46 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:27 pm
coco wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:19 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:19 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 10:55 am
The Goat Fairy:

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I just choked on cigar smoke. :D
I just puked a little.
My work here is done.

:D
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Re: Wut? Wut's this? Faery!

Post by durangopipe » Mon May 25, 2020 1:08 pm

JimVH wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:46 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:27 pm
coco wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:19 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:19 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 10:55 am
The Goat Fairy:

Image
I just choked on cigar smoke. :D
I just puked a little.
My work here is done.

:D
For the first time in my CPS history, I’m considering an avatar change.
:chili:
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year

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Re: Wut? Wut's this? Faery!

Post by AFRS » Mon May 25, 2020 6:03 pm

JimVH wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:46 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:27 pm
coco wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:19 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:19 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 10:55 am
The Goat Fairy:

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I just choked on cigar smoke. :D
I just puked a little.
My work here is done.

:D
For the first time in my CPS history, I’m considering an avatar change.
You'll have to `shop in a pipe in the goats mouth... But that goat has a .... it has...

girl bits...

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Re: Wut? Wut's this? Faery!

Post by BeefyG » Tue May 26, 2020 8:41 am

Draw me like one of your French goats

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Post by coco » Tue May 26, 2020 8:48 am

BeefyG wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 8:41 am
Draw me like one of your French goats
:lol:
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Post by hugodrax » Tue May 26, 2020 9:15 am

coco wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 8:48 am
BeefyG wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 8:41 am
Draw me like one of your French goats
:lol:
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Re: Wut? Wut's this? Faery!

Post by AFRS » Tue May 26, 2020 11:35 am

hugodrax wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 9:15 am
coco wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 8:48 am
BeefyG wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 8:41 am
Draw me like one of your French goats
:lol:
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Post by coco » Tue May 26, 2020 2:37 pm

AFRS wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 11:35 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 9:15 am
coco wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 8:48 am
BeefyG wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 8:41 am
Draw me like one of your French goats
:lol:
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Re: Wut? Wut's this? Faery!

Post by AFRS » Tue May 26, 2020 7:18 pm

coco wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 2:37 pm
AFRS wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 11:35 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 9:15 am
coco wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 8:48 am
BeefyG wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 8:41 am
Draw me like one of your French goats
:lol:
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Re: Wut? Wut's this? Faery!

Post by JMG » Tue May 26, 2020 8:23 pm

BeefyG wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 8:41 am
Draw me like one of your French goats
*audible chuckle*
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Re: Wut? Wut's this? Faery!

Post by AFRS » Sat May 30, 2020 5:54 am

Tobacco Troll?

Back story:
I had ordered a bunch of stuff online (Amazon) and all packages arrived on time and in good shape. The doorbell rang, which is odd as I have no friends to speak of, at least no friends that'll ring my doorbell, and to my surprise a new neighbour was standing there. I guess she didn't know to avoid our house as the grumpy ol' bastige lives here. Anyway turns out our highly competent mail person left some of our mail at her house so with a smile and good cheer she delivered it.

I was a bit confused as all packages had arrived. I thought perhaps my wife had ordered something, but no, it was addressed to me. Hmmm ... the thlot plickens. Said package was basically a shipping envelope about the size of a CD. However, it was wrapped like fort knox. I was soon to learn why. I used my trusty bowie knife to open fort knox and what to my wondering eyes did appear but a CD sized container wrapped in red tissue. Who has red tissue? Bit late for Valentines.

I started to remove the tissue but .... my eagle eye spotted..... glitter. Pink glitter.
I'm coming down so you better get this party started!
Being old, wise, and grumpy I assumed the worst and marched the offending package outside. I'm glad I did....

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A wonderful old (like me) Chesterfield cigarette tin FILLED with pink glitter. Ha!

But wait, there's more! The glitter was not laying flat as one would expect glitter to lay. No, it was lumpy. Lumpy glitter? That, of course, required more investigating so I poked my finger into the glitter expecting a mouse trap or some such. Fortunately, my digits remained mostly intact and at the bottom of the sparkly pile I found...

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Two packages of tobacco. The are, as you can see very helpfully labelled 'English' and 'Not English'. They smell divine of course and I shall enjoy them.

It's supposed to rain today. I hope that the rain washes away the glitter.

So brothers, you decide, did I get 'Fairyed' or did I get 'Trolled'.. I need to know.

Oh, and my wife who hates my various and sundry empty `baccy tins thinks this tin is 'cool' so I must keep it. I've been told.

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