The Name FredS' Band Thread

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FredS now has a band. We shall now call it

Add mine to the poll, loser!
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30%
Add dude I like idea to the poll!
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No votes
Ban FredS
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20%
Carter Hall
1
10%
Welcome to the Del and the Tuttles Occupied Zone
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Defund The Grammar Nazi
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No votes
Yoda and Spock having tea
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Female suffrage matters
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No votes
TheImpudent is far better than Craft
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I miss SockPuppeh
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No votes
 
Total votes: 10

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The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:37 pm

FredS wrote:If I ever start a Motown band, I'm naming it Del and the Tuttles.
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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by Fainn » Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:38 pm

Turdburglars.
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Post by durangopipe » Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:55 pm

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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by Stanley76 » Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:58 pm

Meth Gator Metal.

If you're not familiar with Christian Metal here's a sample.

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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by gaining_age » Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:16 pm

FredS and the Pussycats (FredS replaces Josie)


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FredS's band... dangit.
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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by hugodrax » Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:16 pm

Fainn wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:38 pm
Turdburglars.
No lie, that's my nickname for the kids.

I vote Fred and the Mudbloods.
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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by hugodrax » Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:34 pm

FredS and the Derplingers.
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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by gaining_age » Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:43 pm

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Post by Sir Moose » Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:37 pm

FredS and the FlintStones
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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by ReverendThom » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:42 am


DepartedLight wrote:
FredS wrote:If I ever start a Mennonite band, I'm naming it Del and the Thiessens.
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Post by tuttle » Tue Jun 30, 2020 5:59 am

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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by FredS » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:13 am

I'd be better off with one of those random band name generators than you guys.
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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by gaining_age » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:29 am

FredS wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:13 am
I'd be better off with one of those random band name generators than you guys.
I took a look.

This one had a lot of inputs so I used the "suggest" button in a few places. When it came to animals it suggested "goats". I @)% you not.

Here's a few:

Wild Skipping Goats
Letters From FredS of the Goats
Crazy Goats Dream
Why Goats, Why?
Our November Goats

Some others:

FredS's Midnight Builders
The Motown F Experience
Master Of Kansas
FredS Sderf
Motown Kid FredS
Disciples Of Kansas
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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by tuttle » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:57 am

gaining_age wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:29 am
Why Goats, Why?
I don't know why but this had me rolling :rotfl:
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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by durangopipe » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:28 am

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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by Roadmaster » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:33 pm

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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by Hovannes » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:50 pm

Fred and the Fredtones
The Stone Temple Fred PIlots
The Bare Naked Freds
The Red Hot Chili Freds :chili:
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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by Jocose » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:31 pm

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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by Roadmaster » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:36 pm

The third Nipple band

Sweet and sour might like this one.
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Re: The Name FredS' Band Thread

Post by Roadmaster » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:36 pm

:pho: The third Nipple band

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