Not Sweetnsoured!

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Not Sweetnsoured!

Post by Fainn » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:38 pm

I had my meer in a case because of the myth that they color better the longer they are heated. I dropped the case and the pipe survived! I had it for 7 years and would have been pretty distraught.
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Re: Not Sweetnsoured!

Post by durangopipe » Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:13 pm

Fainn wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:38 pm
I had my meer in a case because of the myth that they color better the longer they are heated. I dropped the case and the pipe survived! I had it for 7 years and would have been pretty distraught.
I happy for you that the case saved your Meer, Fainn; however, we at the Ministry of Pipe Breaking are sad to have to tell you that your application for membership has been denied.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: Not Sweetnsoured!

Post by hugodrax » Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:24 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:13 pm
Fainn wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:38 pm
I had my meer in a case because of the myth that they color better the longer they are heated. I dropped the case and the pipe survived! I had it for 7 years and would have been pretty distraught.
I happy for you that the case saved your Meer, Fainn; however, we at the Ministry of Pipe Breaking are sad to have to tell you that your application for membership has been denied.
Um, you've been fired. You're the Goat Fairy now.

Love,

Dr Buttcrack.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth
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non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam

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Re: Not Sweetnsoured!

Post by durangopipe » Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:50 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:24 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:13 pm
Fainn wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:38 pm
I had my meer in a case because of the myth that they color better the longer they are heated. I dropped the case and the pipe survived! I had it for 7 years and would have been pretty distraught.
I happy for you that the case saved your Meer, Fainn; however, we at the Ministry of Pipe Breaking are sad to have to tell you that your application for membership has been denied.
Um, you've been fired. You're the Goat Fairy now.

Love,

Dr Buttcrack.
Dear Dr Buttcrack,

My lateral move from the Ministry of Pipe Breaking to the Zoo Fairy Department occurred after Mr. Fainn’s application had been reviewed and denied, and I had subsequently learned that notification of his denial (a rejection based on surveillance that revealed he had placed his meerschaum in a protective case) had some how fallen through a buttcrack.

I felt it incumbent upon me to inform him.

In the future, I’ll limit my professional activities to the shipping of goats to the unsuspecting. Out of curiosity, how large is your mailbox?

Yours very sincerely,

Mssr Schmidt (aka Durangopipe)
The Goat Fairy
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year

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Re: Not Sweetnsoured!

Post by hugodrax » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:03 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:24 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:13 pm
Fainn wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:38 pm
I had my meer in a case because of the myth that they color better the longer they are heated. I dropped the case and the pipe survived! I had it for 7 years and would have been pretty distraught.
I happy for you that the case saved your Meer, Fainn; however, we at the Ministry of Pipe Breaking are sad to have to tell you that your application for membership has been denied.
Um, you've been fired. You're the Goat Fairy now.

Love,

Dr Buttcrack.
Dear Dr Buttcrack,

My lateral move from the Ministry of Pipe Breaking to the Zoo Fairy Department occurred after Mr. Fainn’s application had been reviewed and denied, and I had subsequently learned that notification of his denial (a rejection based on surveillance that revealed he had placed his meerschaum in a protective case) had some how fallen through a buttcrack.

I felt it incumbent upon me to inform him.

In the future, I’ll limit my professional activities to the shipping of goats to the unsuspecting. Out of curiosity, how large is your mailbox?

Yours very sincerely,

Mssr Schmidt (aka Durangopipe)
The Goat Fairy
Dear Caprasexual:

I enjoy goats. Curried.

Bring it on.

Very truly yours,

Dr. Buttcrack

P.S. and the horse you rode in on!

P.P.S. strong letter to follow.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth
—Marcus Aurelius

non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam

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Re: Not Sweetnsoured!

Post by durangopipe » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:21 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:03 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:24 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:13 pm
Fainn wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:38 pm
I had my meer in a case because of the myth that they color better the longer they are heated. I dropped the case and the pipe survived! I had it for 7 years and would have been pretty distraught.
I happy for you that the case saved your Meer, Fainn; however, we at the Ministry of Pipe Breaking are sad to have to tell you that your application for membership has been denied.
Um, you've been fired. You're the Goat Fairy now.

Love,

Dr Buttcrack.
Dear Dr Buttcrack,

My lateral move from the Ministry of Pipe Breaking to the Zoo Fairy Department occurred after Mr. Fainn’s application had been reviewed and denied, and I had subsequently learned that notification of his denial (a rejection based on surveillance that revealed he had placed his meerschaum in a protective case) had some how fallen through a buttcrack.

I felt it incumbent upon me to inform him.

In the future, I’ll limit my professional activities to the shipping of goats to the unsuspecting. Out of curiosity, how large is your mailbox?

Yours very sincerely,

Mssr Schmidt (aka Durangopipe)
The Goat Fairy
Dear Caprasexual:

I enjoy goats. Curried.

Bring it on.

Very truly yours,

Dr. Buttcrack

P.S. and the horse you rode in on!

P.P.S. strong letter to follow.
(She promised she wouldn't bleat a word of it to anyone! Never trust a goat. Well, she’s your problem now. Would you like the tracking number?)
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year

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Re: Not Sweetnsoured!

Post by gaining_age » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:24 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:03 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:24 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:13 pm
Fainn wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:38 pm
I had my meer in a case because of the myth that they color better the longer they are heated. I dropped the case and the pipe survived! I had it for 7 years and would have been pretty distraught.
I happy for you that the case saved your Meer, Fainn; however, we at the Ministry of Pipe Breaking are sad to have to tell you that your application for membership has been denied.
Um, you've been fired. You're the Goat Fairy now.

Love,

Dr Buttcrack.
Dear Dr Buttcrack,

My lateral move from the Ministry of Pipe Breaking to the Zoo Fairy Department occurred after Mr. Fainn’s application had been reviewed and denied, and I had subsequently learned that notification of his denial (a rejection based on surveillance that revealed he had placed his meerschaum in a protective case) had some how fallen through a buttcrack.

I felt it incumbent upon me to inform him.

In the future, I’ll limit my professional activities to the shipping of goats to the unsuspecting. Out of curiosity, how large is your mailbox?

Yours very sincerely,

Mssr Schmidt (aka Durangopipe)
The Goat Fairy
Dear Caprasexual:

I enjoy goats. Curried.

Bring it on.

Very truly yours,

Dr. Buttcrack

P.S. and the horse you rode in on!

P.P.S. strong letter to follow.
Faster than a rolling 'O'
Image


Able to leap a Capital T....


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2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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Re: Not Sweetnsoured!

Post by hugodrax » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:57 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:24 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:03 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:24 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:13 pm
Fainn wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:38 pm
I had my meer in a case because of the myth that they color better the longer they are heated. I dropped the case and the pipe survived! I had it for 7 years and would have been pretty distraught.
I happy for you that the case saved your Meer, Fainn; however, we at the Ministry of Pipe Breaking are sad to have to tell you that your application for membership has been denied.
Um, you've been fired. You're the Goat Fairy now.

Love,

Dr Buttcrack.
Dear Dr Buttcrack,

My lateral move from the Ministry of Pipe Breaking to the Zoo Fairy Department occurred after Mr. Fainn’s application had been reviewed and denied, and I had subsequently learned that notification of his denial (a rejection based on surveillance that revealed he had placed his meerschaum in a protective case) had some how fallen through a buttcrack.

I felt it incumbent upon me to inform him.

In the future, I’ll limit my professional activities to the shipping of goats to the unsuspecting. Out of curiosity, how large is your mailbox?

Yours very sincerely,

Mssr Schmidt (aka Durangopipe)
The Goat Fairy
Dear Caprasexual:

I enjoy goats. Curried.

Bring it on.

Very truly yours,

Dr. Buttcrack

P.S. and the horse you rode in on!

P.P.S. strong letter to follow.
Faster than a rolling 'O'
Image


Able to leap a Capital T....


Oh, thank goodness. I thought durangopipe had lost his mind. I was relieved to find it was only you. :D
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth
—Marcus Aurelius

non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam

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Re: Not Sweetnsoured!

Post by gaining_age » Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:02 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:57 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:24 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:03 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:24 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:13 pm
Fainn wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:38 pm
I had my meer in a case because of the myth that they color better the longer they are heated. I dropped the case and the pipe survived! I had it for 7 years and would have been pretty distraught.
I happy for you that the case saved your Meer, Fainn; however, we at the Ministry of Pipe Breaking are sad to have to tell you that your application for membership has been denied.
Um, you've been fired. You're the Goat Fairy now.

Love,

Dr Buttcrack.
Dear Dr Buttcrack,

My lateral move from the Ministry of Pipe Breaking to the Zoo Fairy Department occurred after Mr. Fainn’s application had been reviewed and denied, and I had subsequently learned that notification of his denial (a rejection based on surveillance that revealed he had placed his meerschaum in a protective case) had some how fallen through a buttcrack.

I felt it incumbent upon me to inform him.

In the future, I’ll limit my professional activities to the shipping of goats to the unsuspecting. Out of curiosity, how large is your mailbox?

Yours very sincerely,

Mssr Schmidt (aka Durangopipe)
The Goat Fairy
Dear Caprasexual:

I enjoy goats. Curried.

Bring it on.

Very truly yours,

Dr. Buttcrack

P.S. and the horse you rode in on!

P.P.S. strong letter to follow.
Faster than a rolling 'O'
Image


Able to leap a Capital T....


Oh, thank goodness. I thought durangopipe had lost his mind. I was relieved to find it was only you. :D
whew indeed!
Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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