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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:37 pm

Cleon wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:45 pm
Fainn wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:40 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:55 pm
Fainn wrote:Thinking of bidding farewell to Messianic Judaism.
In favor of what?


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Post by ReverendThom » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:58 pm

coco wrote:
Cleon wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:45 pm
Fainn wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:40 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:55 pm
Fainn wrote:Thinking of bidding farewell to Messianic Judaism.
In favor of what?


Hello FredS
I was raised as a Southern Baptist and I am thinking of returning to that.
I used to be a Southern Baptist. Good folk.
I am Southern Baptist. Good luck.
I'm a northern Baptist. Much better

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Post by durangopipe » Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:56 am

I just discovered that the specific conductance, water, unfiltered, microsiemens per centimeter at 25 degrees Celsius value in the Animas River this morning is 573.
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Post by JimVH » Sat Nov 10, 2018 11:02 am

durangopipe wrote:
Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:56 am
I just discovered that the specific conductance, water, unfiltered, microsiemens per centimeter at 25 degrees Celsius value in the Animas River this morning is 573.
Small world. I was just asking my self...

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Post by hugodrax » Sat Nov 10, 2018 12:16 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sat Nov 10, 2018 11:02 am
durangopipe wrote:
Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:56 am
I just discovered that the specific conductance, water, unfiltered, microsiemens per centimeter at 25 degrees Celsius value in the Animas River this morning is 573.
Small world. I was just asking my self...
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Post by mont974x4 » Sat Nov 10, 2018 4:59 pm

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Post by gaining_age » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:05 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:56 am
I just discovered that the specific conductance, water, unfiltered, microsiemens per centimeter at 25 degrees Celsius value in the Animas River this morning is 573.
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Post by DepartedLight » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:15 pm

I'm considering getting a pygmy goat to keep Rascal company.

It'd have to be small. I'm not changing out the dog door.

And it can't poop in the house.

I"ll name her, Coco.
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Post by coco » Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:10 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:15 pm
I'm considering getting a pygmy goat to keep Rascal company.

It'd have to be small. I'm not changing out the dog door.

And it can't poop in the house.

I"ll name her, Coco.
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Post by mont974x4 » Sat Nov 10, 2018 11:08 pm

coco wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:
Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:15 pm
I'm considering getting a pygmy goat to keep Rascal company.

It'd have to be small. I'm not changing out the dog door.

And it can't poop in the house.

I"ll name her, Coco.
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Post by sweetandsour » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:12 pm

Mayo is ok for some things. But I don't put Mayo on sardines or BLT, and dang sure not on a chili cheese dog.
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Post by Sir Moose » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:21 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:12 pm
Mayo is ok for some things. But I don't put Mayo on sardines or BLT, and dang sure not on a chili cheese dog.
...or lemonade.
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Post by hugodrax » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:38 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:12 pm
Mayo is ok for some things. But I don't put Mayo on sardines or BLT, and dang sure not on a chili cheese dog.
Mayonnaise is the Great Satan. Be very suspicious of emulsions, boys.

Acceptable uses: tuna salad, egg salad, potato salad, tartar sauce, big mac "sauce", remoulade. Might be something I forgot.
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Post by John-Boy » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:43 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:38 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:12 pm
Mayo is ok for some things. But I don't put Mayo on sardines or BLT, and dang sure not on a chili cheese dog.
Mayonnaise is the Great Satan. Be very suspicious of emulsions, boys.

Acceptable uses: tuna salad, egg salad, potato salad, tartar sauce, big mac "sauce", remoulade. Might be something I forgot.
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Post by hugodrax » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:54 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:43 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:38 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:12 pm
Mayo is ok for some things. But I don't put Mayo on sardines or BLT, and dang sure not on a chili cheese dog.
Mayonnaise is the Great Satan. Be very suspicious of emulsions, boys.

Acceptable uses: tuna salad, egg salad, potato salad, tartar sauce, big mac "sauce", remoulade. Might be something I forgot.
cheesesteak
No. Adding fat for mouthfeel is why we have 140 lbs 10 year olds.
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Post by sweetandsour » Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:07 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:54 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:43 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:38 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:12 pm
Mayo is ok for some things. But I don't put Mayo on sardines or BLT, and dang sure not on a chili cheese dog.
Mayonnaise is the Great Satan. Be very suspicious of emulsions, boys.

Acceptable uses: tuna salad, egg salad, potato salad, tartar sauce, big mac "sauce", remoulade. Might be something I forgot.
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No. Adding fat for mouthfeel is why we have 140 lbs 10 year olds.
I've never had a cheese steak, but I just looked it up online, and just looking at the images, if I ate one I definitely would not lather Mayo on it.
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Post by John-Boy » Mon Nov 12, 2018 7:19 am

hugodrax wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:54 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:43 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:38 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:12 pm
Mayo is ok for some things. But I don't put Mayo on sardines or BLT, and dang sure not on a chili cheese dog.
Mayonnaise is the Great Satan. Be very suspicious of emulsions, boys.

Acceptable uses: tuna salad, egg salad, potato salad, tartar sauce, big mac "sauce", remoulade. Might be something I forgot.
cheesesteak
No. Adding fat for mouthfeel is why we have 140 lbs 10 year olds.
True. A friend of my daughters, whenever asked if she wants the "large - it's only 35 cents more" says "NO! That's what makes people fat!"
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