Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by GaryInVA » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:59 pm

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My daughter's response? Wasn't me.
Smart kid.
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Post by Fainn » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:19 am

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Post by Bloodhound » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:54 am

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Post by rgcurrey » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:04 pm

Sitting on hold while IT tries to fix one of our computers . . . sometimes I don't think they really know what they think they know.
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Post by Cleon » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:56 pm

Blew a gasket dealing with Mom's life insurance company. My BP is through the roof. They only sent half of the information that I need and keep asking for the same documents I've already sent them. Now, on Monday, I have to see an Administrative Law Judge and take the documents obtained from said life insurance company and explain to said Judge how I've been trying to get information since the end of November on 50 year old policies from a company that's been bought and sold umpteen times. Fun, fun.
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Post by JimVH » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:13 pm

rgcurrey wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:04 pm
Sitting on hold while IT tries to fix one of our computers . . . sometimes I don't think they really know what they think they know.
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Post by hugodrax » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:19 pm

Spilled blueberries in my garage yesterday. Called Frankie the Bouvier B@!h in to eat them and she showed no interest so I swept them up and forgot them.

I just caught her eating frozen blueberries.
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Post by DepartedLight » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:19 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:19 pm
Spilled blueberries in my garage yesterday. Called Frankie the Bouvier B@!h in to eat them and she showed no interest so I swept them up and forgot them.

I just caught her eating frozen blueberries.
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Post by Fainn » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:43 am

My next paycheck should be pretty decent.

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Post by gaining_age » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:55 am

Fainn wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:43 am
My next paycheck should be pretty decent.

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Just kidding-- this is encouraging to hear! :)
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Post by FredS » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:08 am

gaining_age wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:55 am
Fainn wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:43 am
My next paycheck should be pretty decent.

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Just kidding-- this is encouraging to hear! :)
I think this is where the young people would say woot woot.
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Post by durangopipe » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:49 am

FredS wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:08 am
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:55 am
Fainn wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:43 am
My next paycheck should be pretty decent.

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Just kidding-- this is encouraging to hear! :)
I think this is where the young people would say woot woot.
We old people say, “Well done young man!”
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Post by FredS » Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:20 pm

Just finished up design work on a large project that has been going on for 7 months. I think I'll knock off work and clean the garage this afternoon as a milestone reward to myself.

woot woot
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by GaryInVA » Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:34 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:13 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:04 pm
Sitting on hold while IT tries to fix one of our computers . . . sometimes I don't think they really know what they think they know.
Image
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hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by rgcurrey » Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:49 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:49 am
FredS wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:08 am
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:55 am
Fainn wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:43 am
My next paycheck should be pretty decent.

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Who are you and what have you done with Fainn?


Just kidding-- this is encouraging to hear! :)
I think this is where the young people would say woot woot.
We old people say, “Well done young man!”
Ahem, well done young man!

Now get off my lawn!
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

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Post by Fainn » Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:30 pm

rgcurrey wrote:
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:49 am
FredS wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:08 am
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:55 am
Fainn wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:43 am
My next paycheck should be pretty decent.

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Who are you and what have you done with Fainn?


Just kidding-- this is encouraging to hear! :)
I think this is where the young people would say woot woot.
We old people say, “Well done young man!”
Ahem, well done young man!

Now get off my lawn!
Now to budget everything just right to score a tattoo in a few months and a laptop.

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Post by mont974x4 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:30 pm

One more week and I’ll be down to one job and working days instead of nights.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Post by ReverendThom » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:19 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:30 pm
One more week and I’ll be down to one job and working days instead of nights.


Hello FredS
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Post by mont974x4 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:21 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:30 pm
One more week and I’ll be down to one job and working days instead of nights.


Hello FredS
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Thank you


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Post by Fainn » Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:54 pm

Got some aquaphor to aid the tattoo healing process. I am leaning towards the last Friday in March.

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