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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Fainn » Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:00 pm

Been up since 5. Staying up long enough to fisnish this pipe.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by GaryInVA » Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:13 am

I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
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Post by Fainn » Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:22 am

Applied for a job near my family. I have 85 % of the qualifications, but its in an area where you have to belong to whatever party is in charge and you cant hide your party because its public info.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by AnungUnRama » Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 am

GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by GaryInVA » Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 am

AnungUnRama wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 am
GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

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I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Y'all crazy

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:22 am

GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 am
AnungUnRama wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 am
GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

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I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.
Dont short the lard.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:46 am

GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 am
AnungUnRama wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 am
GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

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I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.
A man that cooks with lard does not need to be a grammarian. The pork fat speaks for him.
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Post by rgcurrey » Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:15 am

JimVH wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:46 am
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 am
AnungUnRama wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 am
GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

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I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.
A man that cooks with lard does not need to be a grammarian. The pork fat speaks for him.
No I feel like fried food for some reason . . . .
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:47 am

rgcurrey wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:15 am
JimVH wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:46 am
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 am
AnungUnRama wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 am
GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

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I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.
A man that cooks with lard does not need to be a grammarian. The pork fat speaks for him.
No I feel like fried food for some reason . . . .
Who are you arguing with?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by rgcurrey » Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:21 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:47 am
rgcurrey wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:15 am
JimVH wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:46 am
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 am
AnungUnRama wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 am
GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

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I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.
A man that cooks with lard does not need to be a grammarian. The pork fat speaks for him.
No I feel like fried food for some reason . . . .
Who are you arguing with?
I guess myself?

Should have said "Now" I feel like fried food. But alas the moment has passed and all I feel like is going home and taking a nap.
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:26 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:22 am
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 am
AnungUnRama wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 am
GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

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I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.
Dont short the lard.
Words to live by, right there. Or as coco would say 'Word Up!'
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Fainn » Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:21 pm

Went to Guitar Center to pick up some Vic Firth sticks to replace the cheap plastic ones that came with Solomon's drumset. I am THAT dad.
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Post by mont974x4 » Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:45 am

Is that JimVH?
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Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by sweetandsour » Sat Oct 12, 2019 7:04 am

I finally made it home last night Abt 10 pm. Ate BBQ from Bucee's, and it was mooing at me at 230 am this morning. A guy on the jetway in Denver began talking loudly about plane crashes. I turned and asked him what row he was sitting on.
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Post by JimVH » Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:09 am

mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:45 am
Is that JimVH?
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Hello FredS
No, I don’t have that kind of swagger. That’s clearly UncleBob.
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Post by mont974x4 » Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:27 am

JimVH wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:45 am
Is that JimVH?
Image


Hello FredS
No, I don’t have that kind of swagger. That’s clearly UncleBob.
That was my second guess. Good call.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by AnungUnRama » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:35 am

Fainn wrote:Went to Guitar Center to pick up some Vic Firth sticks to replace the cheap plastic ones that came with Solomon's drumset. I am THAT dad.
7A? 5B? 2B???? Inquiring minds need to know.

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Post by coco » Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:14 pm

FredS wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:26 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:22 am
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 am
AnungUnRama wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 am
GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

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I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.
Dont short the lard.
Words to live by, right there. Or as coco would say 'Word Up!'
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Fainn » Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:22 pm

AnungUnRama wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:35 am
Fainn wrote:Went to Guitar Center to pick up some Vic Firth sticks to replace the cheap plastic ones that came with Solomon's drumset. I am THAT dad.
7A? 5B? 2B???? Inquiring minds need to know.

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7A, of course. He's only 2.
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Post by coco » Sat Oct 12, 2019 3:54 pm

Quotes from today's game announcers:

"He put some zoozoo on that one."

"We need more than just rock, paper, scissors; we are going to need some more kitchen utensils."
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