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Post by Fainn » Sun Nov 10, 2019 5:59 pm

Prayed and found my lucky underwear which I absolutely need for the first day of the work week.

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Post by MDPiper » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:24 pm

Fainn wrote:Prayed and found my lucky underwear which I absolutely need for the first day of the work week.

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The ones with a flap in the back ehhh?


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Post by gaining_age » Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:17 pm

After wrestling with the decision for a while, I finally made a decision to purchase a copy of "Whitaker and Watson -- A Course of Modern Analysis".
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Post by Sir Moose » Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:10 am

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Post by Sir Moose » Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:14 am

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Sort of stoked that the Seattle Sounders are on their way to Toronto for a repeat of last year's MLS Cup match. We won it last year in a shootout. Hopefully we'll do it again this year, but within regulation time.
That last time didn't work out so well. This time, Toronto came our way. Toronto may have played better generally throughout the match, but the final score says the Sounders are the new MLS Cup champions.

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Post by FredS » Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:03 am

I need to shovel some snow then go see the doc. Then come back home and get to work.
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Post by Hovannes » Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:17 am

i don't feel right about not wearing a poppy on Veteran's Day.
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Post by sweetandsour » Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:20 pm

I'll be in a meeting today from 1 to 3, in New Orleans. I know I shouldn't be, but I'm a bit nervous, so if any of you per odd chance happen to be attending the same meeting, please contact me and we'll step outside for a quick smoke during the break. Otherwise I'll step outside during the break and have a smoke by myself.
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Post by JimVH » Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:22 pm

I'm teaching Sexual Harassment today. Prevention, not how-to.
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Post by sweetandsour » Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:32 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:20 pm
I'll be in a meeting today from 1 to 3, in New Orleans. I know I shouldn't be, but I'm a bit nervous, so if any of you per odd chance happen to be attending the same meeting, please contact me and we'll step outside for a quick smoke during the break. Otherwise I'll step outside during the break and have a smoke by myself.
(BTW, appreciate a prayer if you're so inclined.).
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Post by mont974x4 » Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:50 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:20 pm
I'll be in a meeting today from 1 to 3, in New Orleans. I know I shouldn't be, but I'm a bit nervous, so if any of you per odd chance happen to be attending the same meeting, please contact me and we'll step outside for a quick smoke during the break. Otherwise I'll step outside during the break and have a smoke by myself.
(BTW, appreciate a prayer if you're so inclined.).
You got it.


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Post by FredS » Mon Nov 11, 2019 1:19 pm

JimVH wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:22 pm
I'm teaching Sexual Harassment today. Prevention, not how-to.
Nope.

So many jokes.

But nope. Not gonna do it.
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Post by coco » Mon Nov 11, 2019 1:23 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:20 pm
I'll be in a meeting today from 1 to 3, in New Orleans. I know I shouldn't be, but I'm a bit nervous, so if any of you per odd chance happen to be attending the same meeting, please contact me and we'll step outside for a quick smoke during the break. Otherwise I'll step outside during the break and have a smoke by myself.
I shall smoke today around 2ish. Hopefully, I shall be smoking with you, however far apart we may be.
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Post by GaryInVA » Mon Nov 11, 2019 2:53 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 1:19 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:22 pm
I'm teaching Sexual Harassment today. Prevention, not how-to.
Nope.

So many jokes.

But nope. Not gonna do it.
Do you have one of those really cool videos from the '80s to show in the class?
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Post by mont974x4 » Mon Nov 11, 2019 2:57 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
FredS wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 1:19 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:22 pm
I'm teaching Sexual Harassment today. Prevention, not how-to.
Nope.

So many jokes.

But nope. Not gonna do it.
Do you have one of those really cool videos from the '80s to show in the class?
On laser disc


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Post by Stanley76 » Mon Nov 11, 2019 3:12 pm

I ordered two paddles from Amazon today. I have a canoe that I haven't touched in the ten years since Theresa died. I live on an estuary and there is a canal at the end of my yard so, I decided that I should start paddling again.
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Post by FredS » Mon Nov 11, 2019 3:19 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 3:12 pm
I ordered two paddles from Amazon today. I have a canoe that I haven't touched in the ten years since Theresa died. I live on an estuary and there is a canal at the end of my yard so, I decided that I should start paddling again.
Is that something you and she shared?
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Post by Stanley76 » Mon Nov 11, 2019 3:50 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 3:19 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 3:12 pm
I ordered two paddles from Amazon today. I have a canoe that I haven't touched in the ten years since Theresa died. I live on an estuary and there is a canal at the end of my yard so, I decided that I should start paddling again.
Is that something you and she shared?
Yep. That and sailing. I used to paddle a lot and had some epic canoe trips on rivers and some lakes back up in the Croatan National Forest in years gone by. I stopped paddling and sailing when she died, My cousin, who was my main paddling buddy back in the 20th century died too. Anyway, I was in the barn yesterday and took a look at the canoe and thought to myself, why not get it out and paddle again? I'd have to pick my days out in the river because it's four miles wide here but Jordan Creek is right next door and I have the canal to play around in. Plus, I live within easy driving distance of some of the prettiest flat water paddling spots anywhere. I've had a lot of adventures in that canoe and it's a shame for it to just sit in the barn.
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Post by FredS » Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:02 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 3:50 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 3:19 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 3:12 pm
I ordered two paddles from Amazon today. I have a canoe that I haven't touched in the ten years since Theresa died. I live on an estuary and there is a canal at the end of my yard so, I decided that I should start paddling again.
Is that something you and she shared?
Yep. That and sailing. I used to paddle a lot and had some epic canoe trips on rivers and some lakes back up in the Croatan National Forest in years gone by. I stopped paddling and sailing when she died, My cousin, who was my main paddling buddy back in the 20th century died too. Anyway, I was in the barn yesterday and took a look at the canoe and thought to myself, why not get it out and paddle again? I'd have to pick my days out in the river because it's four miles wide here but Jordan Creek is right next door and I have the canal to play around in. Plus, I live within easy driving distance of some of the prettiest flat water paddling spots anywhere. I've had a lot of adventures in that canoe and it's a shame for it to just sit in the barn.
This is me doing a happy dance for you getting out there ----> :taco:
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Post by Stanley76 » Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:09 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:02 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 3:50 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 3:19 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 3:12 pm
I ordered two paddles from Amazon today. I have a canoe that I haven't touched in the ten years since Theresa died. I live on an estuary and there is a canal at the end of my yard so, I decided that I should start paddling again.
Is that something you and she shared?
Yep. That and sailing. I used to paddle a lot and had some epic canoe trips on rivers and some lakes back up in the Croatan National Forest in years gone by. I stopped paddling and sailing when she died, My cousin, who was my main paddling buddy back in the 20th century died too. Anyway, I was in the barn yesterday and took a look at the canoe and thought to myself, why not get it out and paddle again? I'd have to pick my days out in the river because it's four miles wide here but Jordan Creek is right next door and I have the canal to play around in. Plus, I live within easy driving distance of some of the prettiest flat water paddling spots anywhere. I've had a lot of adventures in that canoe and it's a shame for it to just sit in the barn.
This is me doing a happy dance for you getting out there ----> :taco:
Thanks, I appreciate that. Canoes are pipe friendly too, at least they are in flat backwater creeks and swamps.
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